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Joke of the Day

"What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack? Morning wood."

"Cop: Have you been drinking sir? Me: Medium Double Quarter Pounder meal please. Cop: Step out of the vehicle. Me: Sprite."

"When is the month when the most trees fall? Sep-timber"

"An extremely close friend just confided in me that he likes comic sans. He is no longer my close friend."

"How did ISIS do on their French exam? They bombed it..."

"Why the Spainish love English class.... Essays"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin, you've already told her twice!"

"Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school? Because he was SO-DIMM!"

"Donald Trump ""is intensely loyal...he will never let you down."" .... - his third wife"

"Just saw a guy at the gym with only 1 arm. If that's not motivation, I don't know what is? Seriously, I don't know, I'm leaving..."