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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award? He was outstanding in his field."
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"The doctors tell me I have Alzheimer's, cancer and hepatitis. It could be worse. I could have Alzheimer's."
"Why Tom Hiddleston wasn't in age of ultron. Maybe Tom Hiddleston wasn't in age of ultron cause he's trying to stay low key."
"My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse *but I beat her to it*"
"Give it to me, I'm so fucking wet! Give it to me! no matter how much she begged, I would't give her the umbrella"
"What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White? Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!"
"Customer: ""Do you sell a 'best of' Enya album here?"" Cashier: ""What do you want - a blank CD?"""
"Me: When does karaoke start? Him: Never. Me: But I put my ""I ? Karaoke"" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever."
"Fitness friend: Do you know what you're putting in your body? *flashes back to ex *shudders"
"I wrote down a joke about prepositional phrases But I can't remember where I left the paper at."