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Joke of the Day
"What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop? Ivana Pulyova"
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"""Dad, what's a sponsored tweet?"" ""A way for Twitter to make money, I guess. Now, pass the Metamucil with 100% Natural Psyllium Fiber."""
"How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her."
"If Donald Trump has been married three times... Does that make Melania the ""Third Lady""?"
"My girlfriend is a porn star.. she is going to be *so* pissed when she finds out."
"A homeless guy jumps on your back... Do you carry him around or beat him off?"
"What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats."
"Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey? Because he was dead."
"Newark International Airport: You want urine on the floor? We got urine on the floor!"
"My wife accused me of being immature... ...so I told her to get out of my fort."