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Joke of the Day
"If Donald Trump has been married three times... Does that make Melania the ""Third Lady""?"
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"What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro? Zikachu."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"A guy in Hawaii survived a shark attack while surfing by punching the shark in the face and I get scared to take a shower if I see a spider."
"Welcome to Lion Tamer School. Everyone grab a chair. Good... good. You're all halfway to becoming Lion Tamers now."
"What do nazi's use to clean their yard of dog shit? The Turd Rake."
"Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone"
"When cute black and white bears start communing with spirits, it's pandanormal."
"I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it."
"I would tell you a joke about pizza... ...but it would be too goddamn cheesey."