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Joke of the Day
"Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey? Because he was dead."
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"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide suddenly? He lost the war.and he did Nazi that coming.."
"My pregnant wife said her doctor told her no more sex until the baby is born I asked, ""What did your dentist say?"""
"I smoked weed to think of something funny to post [deleted]"
"Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because Bill threw a mattress at him."
"Donald Trump tells a joke to Hillary Clinton It was hillaryous"
"I woke up, after a drunken night, with two tattoos on my dick, but one of them was done in regular pen ink. So I rubbed one out."
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ? ten-tickcles."
"What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program? The Desolation of Smog."