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Joke of the Day
"What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats."
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"It's Afro Carribean Hair Day at work tomorrow... ...I'm dreadin' it."
"How do cows do math? A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave."
"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"
"What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes? I have no Idea."
"Mum: did you masturbate while showering again? Son: I'm cleaning it as fast as I like to!"
"A man working at an airport control tower when he notices a crash about to happen. He called the airplane crash hotline: 911."
"A rabbi, a nun, and a horse walk into a bar, bartender says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Today is National Girlfriend's Day. But it will never be National Marriage Day. The calendar's just not ready for that kind of commitment."
"My brother is a true gentleman He knows not to kiss my girlfriend when he has sex with her"