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Joke of the Day

"Newark International Airport: You want urine on the floor? We got urine on the floor!"

"Anyone wanna have a pun war? Just for phun.?"

"Americans may be ignorant of other cultures... But at least we invented the hamburger"

"""NOAH. YOU WILL BUILD AN ARK"" k ""NOT ""K"" THIS IS IMPORTANT"" Sorry ""THATS OK. TAKE 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL ON IT"" Even fish? *THUNDER* ""NO NOT FISH"

"What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes? Once you know Juan, you know Jamal"

"I left three Cleveland Browns tickets on my windshield before yesterday's game. I came back and there were nine."

"I rode a taxi It was fake"

"Did you hear about the war on diarrhea? It started out as a smear campaign, but ended up being a real shitshow."

"Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex. Same amount of heat, none of the meat."

"What's Michelle's favourite vegetable? Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)"