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Joke of the Day

"Newark International Airport: You want urine on the floor? We got urine on the floor!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything..."

"How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm? Who cares"

"Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful."

"My baby's sick. We used rectal thermometer on him & he didn't even mind. Looks like we might have a little choreographer on our hands."

"Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?"

"""Happy Monday,"" said the Facebook status of the girl with no grasp of reality."

"What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers? Russell."

"There's no I in anxiety. Wait. Yes there is. Oh my god oh my god oh my god"

"What's worse than an overthinker .... Sorry I didn't think this part through..."