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Joke of the Day
"My wife accused me of being immature... ...so I told her to get out of my fort."
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"What is a pirate's favorite class in school? Arrrrrrt class."
"What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed? God bless America."
"Whats the difference between Gabrielle Giffords and her husband....... Her husband flies in a bullet whereas bullets fly in to her.... too soon?"
"My wife hates it when i go down on her But my girlfriend loves it"
"Your mum should get tested for HIV It will be the only positive thing in her life"
"What did the British gentlepimp say to his accountant bitch? Tally ho!"
"What do you call someone infected with herpes... Who refuses to date someone else infected with herpes... A Herpocrit! A very awesome friend said he came up with this just randomly, do I believe him?"
"what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
"How did the Bohemian pay? Just a Check"