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Joke of the Day

"Shakespeare & The Beatles walk into a pub... ...Landlord says, ""sorry mate, you're barred and those guys are banned""."

"Al Gore to protest Amy Winehouse funeral... Something that toxic should not be going in the ground!"

"It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. "

"Wanna hear a joke?? Womens rights!! Even better? They believe it!!"

"Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas? Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite."

"Why do vegans give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts"

"It's the story of Zip the penguin. It's a penguin, walking happily on the ice, and.... Ziiiiiiip the penguin!"

"What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie? Decompose yourself."

"I'd be much more attracted to you if you were much more attractive."

"Women have eggs and milk in them... And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen."