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Joke of the Day

"home alone: my favorite movie and also my hobby"

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth Then it just becomes a soap opera."

"What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of the vagina? A woman"

"I was blessed with a rather large penis. That's when my local priest was arrested."

"I'm American, and I'm fed up of people saying that America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world"

"100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within five miles of anything right now, move."

"How can you tell if your wife is dead The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."

"I've been taking these pills that are supposed to make you live forever. So far, so good."

"So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes. I replied ""Periodically"""

"What did saitama draw with a pen and a ruler One punchline"