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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market? Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!"

"I had to break up with my Chinese girlfriend... An hour after eating her, I was horny again."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny."

"Most household injuries are caused by saying ""whatever"" during an argument."

"When a relative asks me what I'm doing with my life, I tell more lies than a guy at a computer whose wife just asked him what he's doing."

"What do you call a black man flying an aeroplane?... ... a pilot, you racist fuck"

"Damn girl are you baking chocolate? Because you're bitter as fuck."

"Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!"

"Did you know there are two different types of people in the world? Boys and girls."

"What were Nazi turkeys forced to do each Thanksgiving? Goebel Goebbels."