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Joke of the Day

"A man says to his son: ""Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe""?"" ""You're not fooling me dad, a chair!!"" ""Not this time, your dog died."""

"Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in."

"What came first the chicken or the egg? actually i came first... inside the chicken."

"Good Cop: We want to help you. Just tell us who was with you on the night of August the 15th. Bae Cop: My parents aren't home. Come over."

"when i was a kid my father caught me wearing a ponytail so he sat me down and made me eat an entire steven seagal movie"

"What does a child without arms get for x-mas? gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet"

"What does a man eat when he cannot run off with his girlfriend? Cantaloupe"

"What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom? r/showerthoughts"

"Women are like sand. The deeper you go, the wetter they get."

"Have you ever heard a Carthaginian ambulance? Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido!"