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Joke of the Day
"What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common? They both have flies on them."
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"What do you call a smoking hooker? A hookar."
"Shawty: Where's the naan brad Lad: there's naan left..."
"When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool."
"What does a man with a 10 inch dick eat for breakfast? Well today I had bacon, fried eggs, toast, and milk."
"Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Fish."
"Toads and choads What do toads and choads have in common? They both taste a bit swampy"
"sorry I called your baby an ""it"""
"I found a TV on the sidewalk in front of a house. The owner had left a note. ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought to myself, ""I can't turn that down!"""
"What do you call it when people want to have sex while camping? Intense intents in tents."