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Joke of the Day

"Women are like sand. The deeper you go, the wetter they get."

"I saw a crazy squirrel today.. He was fucking nuts."

"Did you know that the NY Jets are 0-2 against Pittsburgh in the NFL Playoffs? Turns out Jet fuel can't melt Steeler dreams."

"What is the purpose of the bumps around a womens nipple? It's braille for blind babies... -=Women=- It spells out ....""Suck here"" -=Men=- "" I am the daddy """

"Why is Hillary Clinton just like a man? Because she won't pull out until she's done."

"An E-Flat , a G-Flat & a B-Flat walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors""."

"There is a mile long line of cars stopped ahead, but go ahead and honk at the guy in front of you. It might help."

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back 4 seconds"

"Why can't a tyranosaurus clap? It's extinct"

"I hate tacos Said no Juan ever."