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Joke of the Day
"What came first the chicken or the egg? actually i came first... inside the chicken."
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"They say alcohol kills people. Lets not forget how many people were born because of it."
"Wrote Santa A letter asking for a baby brother Wrote Santa a letter asking for a baby brother. Santa wrote back... ""Send me your mother"""
"Did you hear the one about the sexually promiscuous citrus fruit? He got lemon aids."
"My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel. I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome."
"A lady came up to me in the middle of the street asking for help So I gave her my AIDS"
"Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos? Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night."
"Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson just found out 2 of his kids are gay... ...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles."
"How many dyslexics does it change to take a light bulb?"
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."