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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom? r/showerthoughts"

"American Apparel has really cornered the market on the modern, independent date rape victim."

"I'm sure without any training, I can sky dive.. Only once"

"Apparently, one in every two and a half men has HIV. Sorry, Charlie. ^^^Though ^^^I ^^^can't ^^^say ^^^I'm ^^^surprised."

"What do white girls drink from? [OC] Muggs!"

"Knock knock Who's there? An owl An owl who? That's my line!"

"What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian? Hoe Mow"

"If steroids are illegal for athletes, then Photoshop should be illegal for models"

"Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate."

"I used to be married to a girl with a wooden leg. But then I broke it off."