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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, ""Spit out your gum!"" The other goes, ""Choo Choo Choo"""

"There are some benefits to having alzheimers For example, you get to meet new people constantly."

"How did R. Kelly's girlfriend feel when she found out he's into watersports? She was pissed."

"How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One they're just like the rest of us except they're good with money."

"Saw this on a wall while on some down time in the restroom, made me laugh ...Silly This is my first time posting, but this made me laugh ... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? ... .. Answer: Dr.Dre"

"quickie or quiche?"

"Just got confessed to today... Congratulation Just!"

"What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department."

"[Police sketch artist job interview] ""How am I not qualified?"" Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo ""It's a cat actually"""

"An Electric Field Walks up to a Dipole and asks, ""Do you have a moment?"""