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Joke of the Day
"There are some benefits to having alzheimers For example, you get to meet new people constantly."
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"So I just listened to Kanye's album... Dafuq?"
"Just yelled ""F, YOU GUYS!"" to my students. Another perk of being a music teacher..."
"Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!"
"Me: You should be nicer to me. You'll never have another dad. 5-year-old: Don't be so sure. Mom is pretty."
"Community college"
"My wife tried on a dress, it did not fit. She bought a cake out of frustration. IT FIT."
"Knock knock *knock knock* ""who's there?"" *knock knock* ""who's there?"" *knock knock* ""who's there?"" *knock knock* ""Quick! Open the coffin I don't think he's dead!"""
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken."
"Why do people walk by and say ""Hi, how are you?"" but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!"