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Joke of the Day

"What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department."

"Gravity walks into a bar in space And shit goes **down**"

"Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"

"Don't be that crazy person who collects cats. Collect something else instead like toenails."

"Brexit's Worst-Case Scenario: Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovlong. Latervia. Byegium.. until EU reach the state of Germlonely."

"What do frogs say? Times fun when you're having flies"

"October 10th was such a great day 10/10"

"I bought the worst thesaurus the other day. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible."

"What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin? A recycling TIN!"

"His First Blow Job A teenage boy comes home excited and says, ""Dad! I just had my first blowjob!"" The father says, ""That's great, son. How was it?"" ""Tasted awful."""