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Joke of the Day
"How did R. Kelly's girlfriend feel when she found out he's into watersports? She was pissed."
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"I love Alfredo sauce. Unless you're a dude named Alfredo."
"Why does the american loose at billard ? Beacause he always shoots at the black one."
"A tee-shirt idea For tourists in Virginia: ""Congratulations on losing your Virginia-ty"""
"You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a glass of water. If it sinks: girl ant If it floats: boy ant"
"What sock do you put on last? The one that's left."
"I DIDN'T SAFELY EJECT MY FLASH DRIVE AND NOW MY DOG IS DEAD"
"Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?."" ""Just put it on my bill."""
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None"