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"Just got confessed to today... Congratulation Just!"
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"Do you know why they are called dad jokes? Because of the people that fathered them."
"What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship? He turns off his Xbox."
"Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans? Because the extra bean would be too farty."
"What's the difference between a big penis and a small penis? Nothing until the jobs done."
"bury me in a dog park so i can be some dogs treasure"
"Being a Zombie doesn't sound that bad. You don't have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now."
"Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman? Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old."
"A time traveller walks into a bar... http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsgus/and_the_bartender_says_sorry_we_dont_serve_time/"
"Did you hear about the sign language translator at Nelson Mandela's funeral? Neither did his audience."