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Joke of the Day

"A German lands in Paris... Upon having his passport verified, the French officer asks him: -Occupation? -Oh, no no, just visiting!"

"What do you call a burden of a bookstore A liabilitirary *say it out loud*"

"What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs."

"I haven't really been as disappointed as I was when I realised that the movie 'Breakfast Club', actually had nothing to do with food"

"What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile? IDK, i'm just a banana."

"[teaching my 3yo the alphabet] ""Ok what's a word that starts with Q"" cucumber ""That's uh... I don't... let's pick this up again tomorrow"""

"If I had a million dollars for every time I lost money... I'd have $43."

"What Slenderman doesnt have? Facebook."

"My friend text me 'what are you doing now?' I replied 'Probably failing my driving test'."

"How to you call midget intercourse ? Microtransaction"