198080

Joke of the Day

"I hate hearing jokes about midgets and roller coasters. They usually come up short."

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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place"
"I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her."
"I came, I saw, the neighbors complained."
"What are you doing tonight? Your wife."
"I went into panera the other day The clerk said, ""do you want a side of chips or a French baguette?"" I replied, ""never baguette."""
"What do you call a smart blonde? A mircale"
"So a wizard was walking down the street... Then he turned into a driveway."
"chasing tornados is fun until you catch one."
"What is the Opposite of Palindrom? NTSCindrom HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHA"