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Joke of the Day

"wow american really nailed the demographic of the 6am business traveler with the in flight movie selection of madagascar 3"

"Flying around shitting on cars. Rock on, birds. Livin' the dream!"

"Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs? In Iraq."

"What's better than two roses on your paino? Tulips on your organ."

"What's blue and hangs from a tree in my yard? Its my nigger, I can paint him whatever color I want."

"Went to India and let me tell you, never seen so many taxi drivers in my life!They work in restaurants, banks even in hospitals over there."

"Medical humour A properly immobilized patient requires no anesthesia."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar.... What? It could happen."

"How come if you eat two cookies you gain 3 lbs. Then when you take a major dump, you don't lose anything?"

"Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""