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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door? Matt"
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"I like my sheds the way I like my strip clubs... ...dark and full of hoes"
"Did you know that Subaru used to be called Subalu? But then it moved to Japan."
"I'm so sick of unexpected character deaths for shock value. This is a terrible pilates video."
"In his college years Jesus could turn oregano into weed"
"What do dwarfs and midgets have in common? Very little."
"My girlfriend was dropping all these hints about tying the knot or taking the plunge... so I tied a rock around her ankle and pushed her off the pier. She hasn't called since..."
"What did Putin say after listening to the West whine about the invasion of Ukraine Crimea river baby"
"I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers... But there's no pun in ten dead."
"my girlfriend called me a pedophile after sex last night... ...and i said,""well that's a big word for an eight year-old."""