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Joke of the Day

"Kid: Dad, what does ironic mean? Dad: Well son, when 2 people decide to get married on Independence Day....."

"Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone."

"Why do they even bother having different brands of milk?"

"What did the dyslexic chemist do? He drank H20, too!"

"Caught my kid forging my signature and I have to say, pretty good for a third grader"

"Who represents a Ghost in court? A Paralegal."

"Two lorry's crashed into each other, one containing terrapins the other containing tortoises... It was a turtle disaster."

"Bar Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar"

"Did you hear about the cheese that exploded? There was debrie everywhere."

"Customer: ""It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"""