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Joke of the Day

"It's crazy. One minute you're getting drunk as a skunk, then next thing you know, you're in the back of an ambulance. I really shouldn't be a paramedic."

"What happened to the Jew who ran into the wall with a boner....? ....He broke his nose"

"(Nsfw) How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate their tits a lot. Edit: I need alot (sic) of spelling practice"

"My dick is like Amazon Prime... It comes fast :("

"Made a Jesus joke. Nailed it."

"Don't cut out part of your day to throw out clocks! It's a waste of time!"

"How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw."

"What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again"

"I finally came clean with my girlfriend. When she came into the room, I said, ""I'm seeing another woman. ""She said, ""Oh, thanks. All I've changed is my hair."""

"Whats Black White and Red allover Detroit in winter"