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Joke of the Day
"Stop fcukin whining about being alone and lower your standards like the rest of us."
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"What happens when redditors die? RIP in box"
"In the UK we celebrate Thanksgiving as the day we managed to ship all our paranoid religious fundamentalists off to another continent."
"Babies are like farts. We only like our own."
"Confucius says: good to meet girl in park But better to park meat in girl"
"You know what grinds my gears? When I'm low on transmission fluid."
"""How's your sexual history?"" Well doc, if i had to summarize it in one word it would be ""deletable"""
"In the presidential election, who does the elephant vote for? Donald Trunk."
"Bigamy is having too many wives But so is monogamy."
"Kids, you'll never know the pain of digging the innards of a loved cassette out of a cheap stereo and crying as you wind it up with a pencil"