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Joke of the Day

"Political correctness has reached the level of absurdity For example, we can't say brown paint. Instead we should say ""please paint that wall, Jose"""

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"What day do fries hate the most? Friday"
"My pharmacists won't return my calls anymore *snotty cries* something about no more refills. Quick someone sneeze on me! I'm lonely."
"*pops out of casket at funeral* ok but when I actually die you guys better have nicer things to say"
"Hillary Clinton's recent case of pneumonia just goes to show There's only one candidate who can dodge a draft."
"Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!"
"""Doc, you gotta help me, I think I'm a chicken!"" Doctor: ""How long have you felt this way?"" Man: ""Ever since I was an egg."""
"Her:""What do you do?"" Me:""I teach astronomy."" Her:""OMG!! I'm a Sagitarius! Can you see my future?"" Me:""Yes, you'll go home alone tonight."""
"I've never really been into French Impressionistic music, but lately... ...it's been grabbing me by Debussy."
"""Welcome to Panda Express"" ""I'd like one panda"" ""Sorry we don't sell pand-"" *slips cashier $100* ""Meet me in the back alley in ten minutes"""