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Joke of the Day
"Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!"
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"Know what ""buffet"" stands for? Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eating Together. Credit: This loud big ugly fat fucker drinking a few tables away from me at this bar."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk."
"What's the difference between a new anal plug and a used one? The taste."
"When's the improper fraction helpline open? 24/7"
"Oscar Pistorius should be banned from the Olympics ...because he smoked Reeva"
"A Christian and an atheist walk into a bar. They proceed to have a few drinks and enjoy each other's company because they're not pretentious dicks."
"A Latvian joke. J: Kapec vistas skerso celu? A: Lai noklutu uz otru pusi!"
"What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone? BILLY MAYS HERE!"
"I started a joke but I need help completing it. Two quadriplegics walk into a bar..."