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Joke of the Day
"What did it mean when they found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."
Next Joke
"Listening to music can be dangerous... Some of the notes are sharp."
"A woman once told me to look at the world through her eyes. So I looked out the kitchen window."
"What do you say to a video game developer who's not that hard? Ubisoft."
"Why does Hillary Clinton secretly want to lose the election? Because if she wins, she'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."
"How did rich people get their money? They were calm and collected."
"Valentine's Day makes me realize how single I really am. But I'm still gonna sleep like a baby knowing I'm not getting cheated on."
"I wanted to tell a joke about the fluoride in our water making us complacent But I just don't care"
"""How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?"" *I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught."
"Sometimes I use words that I don't even understand myself. I think, it makes me look more photosynthetic."