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Joke of the Day
"What did it mean when they found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."
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"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they're worth it."
"The definition of trust. Whats the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob."
"They say it's the journey that matters and not the destination, which is good because I've no clue where I'm going."
"Some guy told me I wasn't funny today, so I punched him in his face because nobody likes liars."
"It's 4:20 do you know what that means?!? It means only 40 minutes left to get 8 hours of work done."
"Chivalry Is Dead They said chivalry is dead so I wanted to prove them wrong. I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, ""Asshole, I'm peeing in here!"""
"I hold my 440mL Pepsi can in the same way i hold my iPhone 5 With regret"
"Why did the man get sent to jail? Black male"
"My friends are named after what they do... My friend Butch is a butcher, my friend Taylor is a tailor, and my black friend's name is Rob"