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Joke of the Day
"Nobel Prize Who ever invented Knock, Knock Jokes should win the No-bell Prize."
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"At what time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tenish."
"What do you call a gay vegetarian? A vegetarian."
"Anytime I cannot find my kids I just go to the bathroom and wait for them to barge in"
"Q: why did the blond stare at her orange juice for 2 hours? A: because it said ""concentrate"""
"what did the prostitutes knee say to the other one? nothing, they have never met!"
"What has a bottom at its top? A leg."
"I named my boobs... I named my boobs All and Hell, 'cause when my bra comes off All Hell breaks loose."
"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other **SLIDE**."
"*throws caution to the wind* *wind blows it back in my face at 100 mph*"