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Joke of the Day

"Nobel Prize Who ever invented Knock, Knock Jokes should win the No-bell Prize."

"Now working on my 2nd million. I gave up on the first."

"I love puns about England... They really Brighton my day."

"How did Harry Potter Get Down the Hill? Walking. JK. Rolling."

"It's hard to tweet and change the baby's diaper at the same time.nnI probably should have waited until I got to a red light."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !"

"When Chuck Norris finishes a joke ... It's called a roundhouse kick line."

"Did you guys ever hear my joke about Ebola virus? It's a gut buster!"

"What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? He works it out with a pencil."

"A forgetful guy walks into a bar... ..Hm?. Oh shit,I've forgotten it!."