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Joke of the Day
"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor Bastard."
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"An interesting twist on a classic. (x-post /r4chan) http://i.imgur.com/UvBlxDK.png"
"Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist."
"I have an addiction to Mexican food. But I don't like to taco bout it."
"I wish behavior in football was acceptable in all jobs. Like if u clear a paper jam out of the printer you can stanky leg on your boss' desk"
"What does a man with a 10 inch dick eat for breakfast? Well today I had bacon, fried eggs, toast, and milk."
"I ordered a little salad before my meal and my body started to twitch. I told my waiter, but I forgot I ordered the seizure salad."
"What do you and a black hole have in common? You're both dense motherfuckers."
"I heard that comedians never tell jokes about the Jonestown massacre. The punchline is too long."
"There were two fish in a tank... one turns to the other and says ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""