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Joke of the Day
"I have an addiction to Mexican food. But I don't like to taco bout it."
Next Joke
"Accept it. Your parents HAVE had sex before."
"Boss: You can't drink while you're working! Me: Oh, I'm not working."
"Someone recently broke in to my nan's flat and stole her precious limbo trophy... How low can you get?"
"""I love plates."" - Plato"
"Why should we all worship Jesus? Because he makes a bloody good wine."
"How does a butt pirate prevent scurvy. He eats a lot of ""fruits""."
"What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? Jungle Bells"
"Tickling my girlfriend and having sex with my girlfriend are kind of the same thing. She is always laughing at me and telling me to stop"
"If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?"