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Joke of the Day

"I ordered a little salad before my meal and my body started to twitch. I told my waiter, but I forgot I ordered the seizure salad."

"How many ants are needed to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"

"What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead"

"Why do jews have big noses? Because air is free."

"How does every black joke start? By looking over your shoulder."

"#MakeAFilmUncomfortable The Godfather - With Benefits"

"If I ever want to hide something from my husband I'd put it in the dishwasher- he'd never look in there"

"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar... It was tense."

"I put the D in Fucking because I know that's what you really want. -autocorrect"

"My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister and I was like, ""How can that be possible when her snoring keeps me up all night?"""