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Joke of the Day

"There were two fish in a tank... one turns to the other and says ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog? To get a long little doggy."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber He had Loco motives"

"Sarcasm has to be the official language when we live in a world this absurd."

"what do you call a cow that's recently given birth? Decaffinated"

"Yo momma's so fat She drives a spandex car."

"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"

"Cinderella & Clark Kent would be a fun couple. Any time she took off her shoe or he took off his glasses, it'd be: ""Who the hell are you?!"""

"What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo"

"Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat? Because you don't wanna sinc!"