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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the plane that flew over the Java Sea? it crashed."

"I went to the shops to get eight cans of sprite. But when i was walking back i realized Id only picked 7 up"

"In Australia, lawsuits are just what lawyers wear to court."

"Mitches ain't shit but guys named Mitchell."

"I feel so alive when I watch an object fall and shatter into hundreds of pieces. Not alive enough to clean up the mess though."

"Joke from New Zealand: ""What's a Hindu?"" Lays iggs."

"What can you never get from a gay person? a straight answer. Accepting alternate answers in the comments"

"Why should you never rendezvous with a pack of wolves? Because they are *meet eaters!*"

"What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? A hockey player takes shower after three periods."

"They say the heart is the most resilient organ... it can really take a beating."