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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the plane that flew over the Java Sea? it crashed."
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"""?leef uoy ekam taht did woh dnA"" - reverse psychology"
"Twerking is the crocs of dancing."
"They offer an Islamic studies course at my university. *I hear it's a blast!*"
"Why are all smart Mexicans guys gay? Because they do their essays."
"Is it just me or are they doing everything but having sex in Viagra commercials."
"My friends think I'm racist for wanting Hitler to have finished what he started... Is it really that bad that I like his art?"
"What is 12 inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden infant death syndrome."
"*practices like 1000 times in the mirror* [at Starbucks] ""One grander none-fatty flaparinno"" barista: ... ""I'll try again tomorrow"""
"I hope this guy at the urinal next to me can see that I'm checking Twitter and not taking pictures."