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Joke of the Day

"I feel so alive when I watch an object fall and shatter into hundreds of pieces. Not alive enough to clean up the mess though."

"""LOLZ""? Really? Did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?"

"The key to being smart is not talking about shit you don't know about. You should try it. Like immediately."

"If there's ever a flood disaster in the Middle East & they want to make a charity song I got a great title: Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ..."

"Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"best funny prank pakistan you cannot stop your laughing nice one"

"He died in the bath trying to make a YouTube video entitled 'Aqua-Toast'."

"What do the Brits say when there's actually blood on something?"

"You just lost the game."