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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never rendezvous with a pack of wolves? Because they are *meet eaters!*"

"What's the most common owl in Britain? The tea towel"

"A vegan, a vaper, and a Pitbull owner walk into a bar... ...I'd tell you what they said but I have no idea because none of them would shut up."

"How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!"

"Be like Bro This is Bro. Bro gets F'e in all Subject, Bro Knows F means Fantastic or Fabulous. Bro think he's the best student in the world, Bro is happy with his gread, Be like Bro"

"Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars."

"If hillary wins, trump supporters can at least take solice in 1 fact. Bill clinton is going to be the first lady."

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Surely not sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about."

"Feminists have been banned from walking past my local garden center In case they take a fence"

"Baby Bear: Someone's been eating my porridge! Mama: That's wonderful, dear. Papa never eats Mama's porridge anymore. Papa: Jesus, Linda..."