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Joke of the Day
"They say the heart is the most resilient organ... it can really take a beating."
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"If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, let me sit for 15-30 secs, plug me back in and see if that works."
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"What did the egg say to the boiling water? I may take a while to get hard, I just got laid."
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"Can gorillas swim? No."
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"Just in time for Christmas. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Teaching people that it is okay to make people outcasts for being different until that difference benefits someone since 1939."