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Joke of the Day
"In Australia, lawsuits are just what lawyers wear to court."
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"I hate it when people say I'm sexist. How can I be sexist when I'm half female on my mother's side?"
"At the Olympics a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" ""No, I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?"""
"Two pancakes walk in the desert. One of them tells the other one: ""Your jam fell off."""
"My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend... We're the Suicide Squad!"
"Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us."
"I am having a vasectomy today. Tell me your best ball jokes I will start it off. What did one ball say to the other? Don't talk to the guy in the middle he's a dick."
"They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it's the only way to judge a tribute band."
"""FUCK. It's only lettuce."" - What my dog thinks when I drop lettuce on the floor"
"A Completely Original Joke Oops, I forgot it son-of-a-b***h..!!!"