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Joke of the Day

"Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend? She just wasn't working out."

"Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home."

"Dont be afraid to stand for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone."

"My friend used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything."

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you I'll stop."

"I returned from court to see 'Welcome home dad' hanging over the foyer.. It was a suspended sentence"

"You guys was right about Donald Trump harming the environment He's already making snowflakes melt!"

"A woman enters a bar and orders a double entendre So the bartender gives it to her!"

"Why clickbait is so effective"

"Of course size matters. No one likes a small pizza."