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Joke of the Day

"My friend used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything."

"What has Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville got in common? They both fucked minors"

"What's the difference between feminists and a pencil? A pencil has a point."

"What do you call a pissed-off Founding Father? A Cranky-Doodle-Dandy!"

"A lot of women can't drive because they're too busy giving mixed signals. @MaleHonesty86"

"A new type of broom has just been released, It is sweeping the nation."

"A programmer goes on a walk XD"

"If people were as passionate about world affairs as they are about their opinions on tattoos, we'd be on WWVIII by now."

"Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep."

"I don't want to brag but I have a really nice bum. Found him under the bridge."