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Joke of the Day
"We went camping at Yellowstone National Park on a moonless night. It was in tents."
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"Where should we look to stem global overpopulation? The youth in Asia....."
"What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops? Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a."
"My dog forgot it's mother's day, again."
"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he felt funny. (I can't take credit for this joke, my boss's 8y/o son came up with it.)"
"A blind dude walks into a bar. Ouch."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea."
"My wife has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh ... ... and if you hold your ear against it, you can smell the sea."
"I once borrowed a pro-life campaigner's laptop. The desktop was filled with accidentally-created New Folder icons."
"My therapist advised me to feed and water my kids and cook my plants 3 meals a day. And something about listening."