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Joke of the Day

"I returned from court to see 'Welcome home dad' hanging over the foyer.. It was a suspended sentence"

"What's a chiropractor's busiest day? Throwback Thursday."

"What do climate change scientists and Donald Trump have in common? Each is desperately hoping the other is a hoax."

"How do you pick up a jewish girl With a broom and dustpan"

"Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers' carryon bags, but they went over their heads"

"Did you hear about the thin guy who went to Alaska for six months? He came back a husky fucker."

"I'm getting married! Well, I have a new boyfriend! Okay, I have a date for tomorrow night! FINE. Shoe salesman said ""Come back soon""."

"Left work, txted wife ""Coming homo."" Then I txted her ""Haha whoops, I meant BEcoming homo."""

"Whats black and screams? Stevie wonder answering the iron!"

"I saw a black guy carrying a TV down the street the other day so I had to run back home and check that mine was still there. It's OK though, mine was still there, just sitting there shining my shoes."