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Joke of the Day
"Its all shits and giggles. Until someone giggles and shits."
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"Remember when phones were fat and people were thin"
"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"
"Psychologist: Let's play a word association game. I'll say a word, you say what springs to mind Rainbows Me: I hope my ex dies in a fire."
"Recent study has revealed that masturbation might help curing the common cold. Well I hope it is true because I haven't got any more tissues left.."
"i was about to smoke a joint in the park but then i saw a sign that said ""keep off the grass"" and felt judged."
"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick."
"Did you guys hear about that guy who died? He was famous for giving sheep haircuts. Did that for over 25 years. They say he died from shear boredom."
"She blinded me with science! (Specifically, a botched LASIK surgery.)"
"What do you get when you kill a body of water in a comic book? A Deadpool."