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Joke of the Day

"I don't see what's so offensive about calling someone from Pakistan a Paki... It's like calling someone from Scotland a Scot, an Australian an Aussie or someone from France a cunt"

"Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title: Cher the Meatloaf"

"Do you know what grinds my gears? I have to read the aforementioned title twice for most jokes."

"I just ate a breakfast of champions. There's. Blood. EVERYWHERE."

"Whoever said that collectively women are the fair sex obviously didn't understand the meaning of fair, or women, or maybe even sex..."

"Drinking causes memory loss. And then, drinking causes memory loss."

"Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"

"Why did the penis. . . Why did the penis stop going to the speakeasy? He was sick of ragtime."

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Yes I remain sweet & quiet but on the inside I'm composing a strongly worded email"

"Female without the vowels is 'FML'. Need I say more?"