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Joke of the Day
"Drinking causes memory loss. And then, drinking causes memory loss."
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"Have you heard about the girl with a hereditary disease that gives her diarrhea? It runs in her jeans."
"If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome... then I know why people call you handsome."
"Tinfoil: Viserys Targaryen is a hipster. He wore a crown before it was cool."
"What do you call the history of a car? An autobiography."
"""Haha, you thought I was a quarter."" -nickels"
"Let me tell you a pizza joke... Nevermind it's too cheesy"
"I could've built a school in Africa with the amount of time I've spent uncapitalizing letters in texts to seem cool."
"What's green and furry and smells like pig? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity so I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one free of charge."