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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bear run around his bed? He wanted to catch up on his sleep."
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"If I haunt your house after I die and you hear strange noises, I probably just want you to change the TV channel. Please don't ghostbust me."
"I shoot skeet for fun. Skeet, however, gets pretty pissed when I do."
"What did the host of an orgy say to his guests? I'm glad you all came!"
"What does a baker say before he orgasms? I'm going to crumb! ( )"
"whats a frogs favourite type of shoe... open toaded shoes"
"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The bar collapses from the weight and becomes a black hole \*BA DUM TSSS\*"
"Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand? San Diego (thought of this myself, it's better spoken)"
"This steak is so black. . . It stole my car"
"The most sexist joke you've ever heard. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; give a man a vagina and you feed her for a lifetime."