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"This steak is so black. . . It stole my car"
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"How does a feminist change a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them."
"The perfect kiss and the perfect high five are indistinguishable emotionally."
"Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The other says, ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"How do you blind an Asian? Put a windshield in front of them."
"For the record ladies, your insecurities about your bodies is a bigger turn off to guys than your bodies ever could be."
"I think I'm getting Anal Glaucoma.... I don't see my ass going into work today"
"What do you call a North Korean Gorilla? King Kong Un (From my younger brother)."
"The 1920 Red Sox were completely ruthless..."
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken"