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Joke of the Day
"This steak is so black. . . It stole my car"
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"[sees kid crying at the mall] R u lost? [kid nods, wiping tears] Well [blows cigarette smoke in kids face] looks like u live at the mall now"
"I'd like to thank /r/TwoXChromosomes... ...for reminding that I'm not logged into my account."
"What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin? ""LINE IT!"""
"Shout-out to everyone who is struggling with establishing their identity. You know who you are."
"The thing you don't know about soy milk is... It's really just introducing itself in Spanish. ""Soy milk"""
"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"
"E-cigs are fedoras for your mouth"
"Ten words, two commas, a punctuation mark and a full stop all appeared in court yesterday. They're due to be sentenced next week."
"Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him ""Elvis the pelvis""? Because he had a brother named Enos."